Caption That Photo

23. August 2007 by Crys.

Doesn’t this picture say it all about last night’s game?

As my friend Jeff says, that’s a beat-down in any sport. When he first saw the score, he thought BAL must have meant the Ravens, but wait, that’s only a field goal? Wait a minute, the Ravens aren’t playing right now.

None of us can digest this, particularly the Os fans.

Jeff and I brain-stormed the possible dialogue when this picture was taken.

Scenario 1
Roberts: You have got to be f*cking kidding me. What the hell are you doing?

Scenario 2
Trembley: We need you to pitch.
Hernandez: Come on buddy, help us out. We need you.
Pitcher: You remember how to throw a curve ball?
Roberts: Let me see, it hasn’t been since little league. (To himself, “I want to be traded.”)

Scenario 3
Roberts: When I open my eyes again, I want to wake up and for all of you to be gone.

Scenario 4
Roberts: I’ve got a powerful migraine now. Any of ya’ll got some Excedrin?

Scenario 5
Hernandez: What was it we were supposed to do out here again?
Pitcher: Yeah, I forgot. Was this batting practice?
Roberts: Um, I can’t remember…something about…win…no…no…it was…um…
Trembley: Come on Roberts. We need an answer.

Scenario 6
Pitcher: We need you to lead us in prayer.
Roberts: In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost…Shema Israel, Adonai…

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