Archive for March 2008

Fan Fest

Saturday, March 29, 2008. Fan Fest at Camden Yards.

Q: What’s great about Fan Fest?
A: Meeting other Orioles fans who love the team as much as you do and getting a great picture of Boog Powell.

There were a lot of giveaways and I missed those, but it was worth the wait in line to get Boog’s autograph.

Happy Friday!

I’m so close to Opening Day and Fan Fest that I’m not even bothering counting down anymore. Tomorrow at this time, I’ll be at Fan Fest flashing my boobs at Aubrey Huff, Melvin Mora, and Kevin Millar, but not Danny Cabrera so as not to risk derailing his (perhaps) newfound concentration. As if my boobs had that power. I’m on the fence about Luis Hernandez. On the one hand, maybe a good flashing could help him (it can only get better, right?), on the other, we don’t want to reward him for bad fielding and the flash might send the wrong message.

I’m just kidding, of course. My husband has (reluctantly) agreed to attend Fan Fest with me, so looks like I’ll have to behave. Dang it! I will say that if Fan Fest is anything like the times I followed Cal Ripken around in 2001 trying to get an autograph, like that time at the Braves stadium and the other one at Knights stadium that still makes me screw up my face in a scowl, and there are a bunch of snot-nosed, ill-mannered kids stepping on my toes and squeezing in front of me, I’m going to do what I have to do to get attention. There will be no repeats of that nonsense. (I was at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert where a chick was flashing and, in all my modesty and dignity, I admit, I was jealous of all the respect and attention she got from Hootie.)

Okay, really. I won’t be flashing anyone. At least not until I get rid of the laptop roll that has formed around my abdomen (a subject for another time).

You might guess that I’m just short of giddy at the moment. All the flashing talk, which by the way, I’ve never done, should be a dead giveaway.

In an effort to share my joy, I decided to share these pictures of how to not pass an exam. It also shows the lack of imagination and creativity of teachers and how they unduly repress it in their students.

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Heeeheeee. They tickle me. But then, I was giddy to start with.

I suppose I can’t impart my delight, but I hope you have a wonderful Friday anyway. If I get a chance to write, I’ll post to Nomadic Traveler. (You can find the link over there on the left.)

Opening Day Anticipation

At this time next week, I’ll be sitting in Camden Yards (hopefully) watching my first Opening Day in eighteen years, close to the same number of years I went without missing one.

In elementary school, I remember on the mornings of Opening Day, handing over to my teacher my mom’s note excusing me from class that afternoon. Without a note you couldn’t leave. At my school, many students left early for the game, and too many pathetic others didn’t. Too self-absorbed in my own joy, I admit to having little empathy for those left behind as they looked on, visibly covered in envy, when the teacher released us, “Everyone going to Opening Day can leave now.” Ahhh!! Sweet release. We weren’t concentrating on the lesson anyway. The minute we heard those words, the classroom was filled with the loud screeching of chairs as we pushed away from our desks, hurriedly gathered our things and rushed out of the building as fast as we could. The walk home was more of a jog and sometimes an outright run from the west side of the stadium parking lot where my school was, to the north corner, where my home was.

Now it’s six days before Opening Day and, like a little kid again, my anticipation is building. It’s getting harder to think about anything besides my visit to Baltimore. Today the weather forecast predicts the game temperature will be 54 degrees. Brrrr. Yesterday, the forecast was for rain, so things are looking up. I’d be mighty disappointed if the game was rained out after all this.

I can’t remember an Opening Day when I wasn’t cold despite my mom’s diligence in always remembering a blanket. Even on the warmer days, if you were lucky enough to have a seat in the sun, it would only be lovely for a brief time until the earth’s rotation slowly moved you into the shadows, making the reliable breeze all the more noticeable and chilling. Sometimes, I admit, I just didn’t dress warmly enough, overly enthusiastic about Opening Day symbolically delineating the start of warm weather…

For me, Opening Day had more significance than just a chance to see the Orioles play. It marked, to my mind, the first day of Spring, the end of winter, a time to shed the heavy winter clothes and don the brighter, more cheerful ones. The start of baseball was a return to all the fun and excitement that happened right there in my neighborhood. The energy from the throngs of crowds walking up my street to the game, swinging their coolers and seat cushions as they went, the traffic and horns on 36th Street, Rex Barney’s announcements over the PA, the cheers of the crowd, even the crack of the bat that echoed through the stadium on the quiet days.

I learned to distinguish the sounds of the crowd. When I was trying to study and couldn’t listen to the game, I knew from the intensity of the cheer when to turn on the radio to catch Chuck Thompson announcing a grand moment. I learned to distinguish the cheers for a hit from an RBI or an outstanding catch. The simultaneous swell of an excited, anticipatory “HUUUUUH” followed by the deflated “awww” as thirty or forty thousand fans lamented in unison when the ball fell just to the wrong side of the foul pole. All beautiful sounds from my childhood.

I knew Memorial Stadium better than the back of my own hands. I sat in every section, played on the ramps with my best friends, Betsy and Cathy, as we raced up and down them, just because, ran through the rows after the games collecting left ticket stubs, again, just because. Sometimes I was in the box seats, sometimes in Section 34 with Wild Bill. My brother and sister-in-law met there, in Wild Bill’s section, and have been married for over twenty years. That says it all about the magic of that place and time.

If we weren’t at the game, we were often listening to it on the radio. Some of my favorite memories are of the times my family sat together on our back porch eating my father’s delicious grilled hamburgers, perfectly flavored with Big Boy’s Seasoning and perfectly done, a little on the rare side. To this day, no one’s burgers match dad’s. Or, we’d eat a couple dozen crabs. Mom would cook corn on the cob to go on the side, cover the table in newspaper, put out the mallets, fill our water glasses, load up the table with napkins and we’d start picking away for hours to get every bit of that delicious meat. All the while, the little radio at the end of the table broadcasting the game as we listened simultaneously to the cheers across the street and Chuck Thompson’s gripping and enthusiastic commentary.

I marked the seasons by baseball. I didn’t realize it until I moved to Tampa. The first Spring came so undramatically, as fittingly subtle as the change in weather. I felt like something was missing in my life for a long time, though I couldn’t figure out what it was. I attributed it to the contrast of seasons and change of weather from the North. I would attend public events, like street festivals or the State Fair and leave feeling vaguely like it was all anti-climactic. Where are the fun things, the “happening things?” Why could I never seem to find them? Where were the people and the real crowds?

It wasn’t until Tampa hosted a Superbowl that I realized what I had been searching for. In an instant, the energy and excitement took me back to home. It was only then that I realized that for my whole life, the crowds had come to me. For twenty-two years, activity buzzed about outside my window all spring and summer and I grew up in the middle of it all.

Baseball. Do you wonder why I love it? The Orioles are intertwined with priceless family memories and good times with my friends. The Orioles are not just a sport, they’re an integral part of my being. No one can really know me without understanding that these experiences and events were such a rich and important part of my formative years. Perhaps this is why it’s difficult for me to watch a game and pretend like the outcome doesn’t matter. On an intellectual level, I know it’s a sport, but on an emotional level, I’m deeply tied to the Orioles.

This will be my first Opening Day at Camden Yards. I don’t know OPACY or what to expect in terms of my seat. What does Club Box mean anyway? The cost of the seat suggests that I will have my own personal tushy warmer and space heater. Maybe even a waitress. My head is filled with imaginings of sitting in the stands, sipping a Sam Adams and biting into a relish and mustard loaded hot dog on a perfectly soft potato bun, neglected scorecard laying in my lap while I eat.

I look forward to things that other people probably don’t care about, like the peacefulness of watching the grounds crew smooth the field and paint the lines before the game. I’ll relish the sounds of the crowd, the undulations of sleepy silence when no one seems to be paying attention with the bugle calls for Charge! and raving, clapping, and stomping. The sounds of each player’s song as he comes up to bat. And most importantly, my favorite two sounds…the O in the last verse of the anthem and the seventh inning stretch with “Thank God I’m a Country Boy.”

Every few minutes I update my travel list with another item to pack: binoculars, baseballs, pen for signatures, Orioles t-shirt…COAT, blanket…

It’s almost here. Six days, twenty hours, twenty-nine minutes to go…

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Meetup Member

Have you ever seen the movie, “The Jerk?” It’s been ages since I’ve seen it, but the one line that’s stuck with me through all these years is the one where Steve Martin’s character, Navin, I think, gets a phone and is delighted to see his own name listed in the phonebook. He exclaims excitedly, “Things are going to start happening for me now!” The next scene shows a man randomly picking Navin’s name out of the phonebook and then sniping at him from a hill adjacent to the gas station where Navin works. I realize my synopsis doesn’t do the scene justice, but if you’ve seen the movie, hopefully you remember what I’m talking about.

Whenever something good happens in my life, I think, just like Navin, “Things are going to start happening for me now!” Then I laugh to myself for my naivete and for setting my expectations too high. After all these years I should have learned by now to not set myself up for disappointment. After all, the “something” is most likely going to be a sniper.

As one example, when I had the idea to create the Orioles Meetup group, I thought I might finally meet some like-minded people who know about, not just the Orioles, but crabs, the Inner Harbor, the Smithsonian, and how talking politics isn’t grounds for ruining a friendship, because, after all, the Baltimore-D.C. region is the heartbeat of our political nation. Or maybe I’m wrong and it was just my circle of friends, which I won’t say more about just now because I don’t want to sound like I’m name-dropping.

With the Meetup Group, I was excited about the possibility for not feeling like a lone Orioles nut, but also for making friends who don’t invite you to dinner unless they really mean they want to invite you to dinner–something Southerners do, that for all their charm, I will never understand.

When no one showed any interest in the group, I admit I gave up hope for a little while there. Even the one dude who emailed me still hasn’t officially joined the group, so I’m not sure what to think about that. Tonight though, it happened. Someone else actually joined the group! I think it’s even another chick, too. Look at her meetup intro:

“Go O’s!!!! Born and raised in Baltimore - brothers were with the batboy club when they were younger, Camden is awesome, but Memorial will always be the field for me!”

Reading that, I could almost weep, “Memorial will always be the field for me!” Well, alright!!! A real fan. Live. In Charlotte.

I can barely breathe.

If this is a joke, it’s a cruel one and I will be crushed. Just to protect my emotional state, I’m going to operate under the premise that this is a Ys fan just being hateful until I have real proof that I’m not being punked.

Still, I can’t help myself thinking, “things are really going to start happening for me now.”

Opening Day

I’m going to Opening Day!

Just wanted to say it one more time, it feels so good! :-D

Opening Day Tickets On Sale

For some reason the Orioles front office didn’t see fit to tell me the correct date Opening Day tickets would go on sale. When I called a few days ago, I was told, “the 10th” as my golden day. In actuality, tickets went on sale Wednesday. Sigh.

Only single seats and limited views are available. This gal will be in the Club Box. As long as I’m there, that’s all that matters!!

WOOOHOOOO!!! Am I one happy chick!! 2008 is about to officially begin. March 31!

The game is being televised today in case you want to call off sick for the rest of the afternoon and go watch it.

I’m going to Opening Day!
I’m going to Opening Day!
I’m going to Opening Day!
I’m going to Opening Day!

It will take a lot to wipe this grin off my face. Of course, this would make things even better. Really, I’ll buy a ticket this time.

Oh, and did I mention? I’m going to Opening Day!

May your Friday be filled with sunshine!!

Foiled Again

Damn it! If I had known, I would have trained. I could have made up for the mistakes of my youth. There’s no time now. No time.

Also, why is there no audio broadcast of the game today?? Am I meant to work this afternoon?

Day after day, life presents me with yet another new challenge. How much more can a gal take?

More on CTown

I shouldn’t get my hopes up, I know. But what if…Other HOFers will be there too, right? What if I got to meet others too? What if I got to hang out with Eddie, or Brooks, or Palmer? What if Singleton was there and said my name again?

It would be like all my years of being so close to it all, so close, but just out of reach, finally paid off.

I own it. I was really stupid to not become a ballgirl when I had the chance, but how could I replace Sherry and Adele? Those foul balls come at you fast. I’ll just say it, I was scared of the ball. It’s my fault for not seizing the opportunity when I had it, but I’m trying to make up for it now and that should count for something.

Must…concentrate…on…work…

Unprecedented Good Days

Yesterday was the best Monday I’ve had since I was three. At work, my boss and our HR rep separately pulled me aside to express concern that I was job hunting and tell me that they wanted me to stick around. I received about ten compliments on my lovely Ann Taylor dress with matching headband that I bought on sale for $29.99 and $7.00, respectively. I found a sneaky way through our firewall and got to listen to the Os game. We didn’t lose.

Then, and here’s the big one, just when I thought things couldn’t get better, I got an email from my new Orioles friend from Cooperstown. He is friends, friends with “the Goose” and was asking if I still planned on going to the HOF this year. That means I may seriously get a chance to meet Goose Gossage. If that happened, I wouldn’t even be able to put it into words. Me, hanging out with a HOFer!! It makes me dizzy. I need to calm down. Does anyone know a black market for Xanax?

What an incredibly good day!

Now today, I’m listening to the Orioles again. As I type this sentence, the score is 10-2, Orioles! It’s true that we haven’t played the dangerous innings yet, but I had to ask my husband, “Is this heaven?” I mean, I’m at work, and work doesn’t fit into how I envisioned heaven, but I’m listening to the Orioles and they’re winning again. So I have to wonder if the stress of the last year hasn’t finally done me in? It’s only Spring Training, but even so. (Incidentally, the last few games prove that if we changed leagues, we’d be just fine.)

Goose Gossage. Goose.

I’m swooning again.

Os Win Bottom 9th

Sorry, I don’t have to patience or the time at the moment to do the post-game wrap-up as I squandered the day listening to the game and am a bit behind in my errands, but the important thing is that a) I got to listen to the Orioles game (WOOOOHOOO!) and b) we gave up the lead in, that’s right you guessed it, the top of the ninth, and then miraculously took it back in the bottom of the 9th! What a fun game!! Listening to Joe Angel makes the fee for MLB audio worth the cost (see, I’ve already rationalized buying it–you should see how I rationalize my purse and clothing spending!).

Countdown to O.D.: 28 days, 21 hours.

Enchanting Sunshine very happy baseball season is back!!! Even during the part where the Os were losing. (I figured out today that listening to the Orioles lose is much easier than watching them lose. Maybe because it involves fewer senses.)

It’s like the sad silence of winter has lifted along with the budding Spring blossoms. Sweet, sweet baseball season!

Must errand go. Have fabulous day!

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