Archive for May 2008
The Name is Chosen
29. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
I don’t know why random lines from movies follow me through the day, but in addition to the many lines from the Holy Grail, Groundhog Day, and The Jerk that sneakily find their way into my subconscious, usually at inopportune times like during a business meeting when I’m meant to be serious and am forced to suppress an inner snicker, there’s another movie line that stays with me, the one from Ghost Busters when Gozer is asking the team of ghostbusters to choose their destroyer, “The Choice is made.” For reasons I can’t explain, maybe because I’m drawn to the ominous, that’s the line that went through my head when I decided to write this post. Nevermind.
Now I have the difficult task of trying to put into words why I chose a name honoring Brooks Robinson with so many favorite Orioles to choose from…
If you are breathing and not connected to artificial life support, if you have any electrical activity whatsoever in your brain, you know that I have loved Cal Ripken, Jr. since the days before most people knew who he was. The life-size Milk poster of him adorned one of my bedroom walls during the formative years of my adolescence. I started every day, from the moment the poster was put into my hands as part of a stadium giveaway until the day I graduated from college and moved to my first apartment, staring at his gorgeous blue eyes. When I moved, the poster was rolled into it’s original tube where it tragically remains now. Though I can’t defend the decision now, I thought it would be juvenile to decorate my first place with Cal Ripken or Oriole memorabilia. None of us knew then how important Cal Ripken would become, or how, as I like to phrase it, “he saved baseball” when the strike generated so much disgust among fans (myself included).
Of course, if I’m choosing a blog name from the list of Oriole Hall of Famers, there are other choices. I respect Murray, Weaver, Palmer, and Frank Robinson (the only Oriole Hall of Famer who I never saw play). There was another of my favorites, who sadly, I think most people have forgotten about these days: number 7, the Blade, Mark Belanger. Tall and lanky, he was no great hitter and if memory serves, as far as strike-outs go, he was a sure thing. But boy oh boy, was he a great shortstop! Between Belanger and Robinson, the Orioles infield was an impenetrable fortress that defeated the hopes of any ball wanting to tumble around in the outfield grass.
So, with so many greats, why name my blog for Brooks?
Brooks was the first player who awed me. At the tender age when I became an Orioles fan, I was lucky enough to learn baseball watching “the Hoover.” He was amazing! Even as a young child without any other frame of reference, with so little other basis for comparison, as he issued what was for him, routine, outstanding plays, triple plays, snatching the ball out of the sky from impossible angles, you couldn’t not know that Brooks was special to special. He won sixteen consecutive gold gloves (Belanger won six consecutive, eight all together), a fact that being stated, still doesn’t portray any picture of what it was like to watch his almost superhuman-like fielding.
The day he retired was too soon. I was too young and hadn’t had enough years watching him play. As you’d expect, there was a big ceremony retiring his number at the end of 1977. I’ll never forget that day, the weather, or the view of the crowd and the field from the upper deck where my family and I were seated. The stadium was, if not completely sold out, close to it, with few empty seats. The giveaway that day was a folded glossy paper glove with a ball that fit into a slat on the inside (I think I still have it somewhere albeit in mangled shape). How sad that no more would we see Brooks’ magnetic glove at third.
My dad was so traumatized that during a hot Sunday game the following season, he took it out on DeCinces. DeCinces normally wasn’t bad at all, but this particular game he committed one error after another, or at least failed to play to my father’s satisfaction. Can you imagine trying to replace Brooks Robinson? Sitting in the hot sun, having consumed one too many beers early in the game, my father started a lone chant of “We want Brooks! We want Brooks!” Every inning elicited at least one chorus from my dad while my mother and I slunk down in our seats wishing we could become invisible (even though we happened to be in Section 34 with “the Rowdies” but before the Rowdies were all that rowdy yet, again if I remember correctly). As the game wore on things got worse for DeCinces, and as they did, more people joined my dad’s chants. Somewhere around the seventh or eighth inning (my memory is faulty), my dad had successfully managed to get the entire stadium chanting “We want Brooks!” I would love to ask Brooks personally how this happened, because mind you, he was already retired, but somehow, Brooks Robinson emerged from the dugout and took a bow to wild and enthusiastic cheers. What a moment!
I know people who have named their children after Brooks. An American icon, Norman Rockwell painted him. By all descriptions, like Cal, he was, and is, a supremely nice human being, as well as a remarkable player. Only Greg Maddux has more gold gloves and Brooks earned them in an age when there was no such thing as steroids or video replays to study. A natural talent who managed to remain humble.
He is a man to admire for his skills and his character and is as fitting an Oriole after whom to name my blog as there is, though the lack of talent that emanates from this URL should in no way negatively reflect on him.
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And, we’re back…
28. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
I sincerely apologize for accusing God of being cold. I was wrong-headed and out of order. I landed in Phoenix a few short minutes ago, convinced the game would have ended. In fact, I was in time to listen to the bottom of the 11th inning. Just in case you are reading this post at some point in the distant future, let the record show that the Ys went ahead by one run in the top of the 11th and the Orioles tied it up and won in the bottom.
You probably felt a little unsettled the last week without my World Series predictions to brighten your day, to bring you a note of hope amid a sea of pessimists who harp incessantly on our failings, overlooking our successes and forecasting the passing of another decade before our Os will be able to participate in any post-season play. Rest easy, my friend. My mission is to instill within you the faith in the resurgence of a little understood mystical phenonmenon known as Orioles Magic. It is back and it is here to stay. As is my trademark, I am here to serve, to continue to provide level-headed, rational, unbiased, factually-based, deeply grounded in scientific research forecasts and assessments of the team to be known in a few short months as the American League and World Champion Baltimore Orioles.
As I type this Oakland is making quick work of Toronto and Seattle is preparing to escort Boston towards the bottom of the standings, where they will stay for the rest of the season keeping company with the mutual enemy of us all, the Ys.
It is a happy, happy day in Birdland. I, for my part, will continue to try to be a note of cheer and encouragement.
Unless for some reason, I can’t or don’t.
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God is Cold
28. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
First, thanks to Mindpinball who seems to have fixed the whole “no winning” situation for us. Great work! I hope you didn’t have to rough up too many Ys fans at the game.
I’m in the Tucson airport waiting for my flight. Happy for the MLB audio subscription, for the first time in the last week, I’m listening to the game. I’ve been listening since the bottom of the seventh inning, but will I be able to hear the outcome of the game? It’s not looking good. A rain delay has eaten up the last twenty minutes and now my flight has started boarding. The tarp has just been removed. “Hurry up! Hurry up and play!” No one hears my cries.
Sigh.
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Bill Bryson
26. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
With only a few minutes to spare before dinner, and having seen the score of today’s game trawl by in a ticker, I am using my limited time to share this excerpt, saving myself from the disturbing investigation into the cause of our beloved team’s recent distress. I am loathe to recant or relent in my World Series predictions. I don’t know how bad the news is and why find out and potentially ruin my vacation…
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It had been an odd fall, especially for my dad. My father, you see, was the best baseball writer of his generation–he really was–and in the fall of 1960, I believe he proved it. At a time when most sportswriting was leaden or read as if written by enthusiastic but minimally gifted fourteen-year-olds, he wrote prose that was thoughtful, stylish, and comparatively sophisticated. “Neat but not gaudy,” he would always say, with a certain flourish of satisfaction, as he pulled the last sheet out of the typewriter. No one could touch him at writing against a deadline, and on October 13, 1960, at the World Series in Pittsburgh, he put the matter beyond possible dispute.
The series ended with one of those dramatic moments that baseball seemed to specialize in in those days: Bill Mazeroski of Pittsburgh hit a home run in the ninth inning that snatched triumph from the Yankees and handed it miraculously and unexpectedly to the lowly Pirates. Virtually all the papers in the country reported the news in the same soberly uninspired tones. Here, for instance, is the opening paragraph of the story that ran on page one of The New York Times the next morning:
The Pirates today brought Pittsburgh its first world series baseball championship in thirty-five years when Bill Mazeroski slammed a ninth-inning home run high over the left-field wall of historic Forbes Field.
And here is what people in Iowa read:
The most hallowed piece of property in Pittsburgh baseball history left Forbes Field late Thursday afternoon under a dirty gray sports jacket and with a police escort. That, of course, was home plate, where Bill Mazeroski completed his electrifying home run while Umpire Bill Jackowski, broad back braced and arms spread, held off the mob long enough for Bill to make it legal.
Pittsburgh’s steel mills couldn’t have made more noise than the crowd in this ancient park did when Mazeroski smashed Yankee Ralph Terry’s second pitch of the ninth inning. By the time the ball sailed over the ivy-colored brick wall, the rush from the stands had begun and these sudden madmen threatened to keep Maz from touching the plate with the run that beat the lordly Yankees, 10-9, for the title.
Bear in mind that the story was written not at leisure but amid the din and distraction of a crowded press box in the immediate whooping aftermath of the game. Nor could a single thought or neat phrase (like “broad back braced and arms spread”) have been prepared in advance and casually dropped into the text. Since Mazeroski’s home run rudely upended a nation’s confident expectations of a victory by “the lordly Yankees,” every sportswriter present had to discard whatever he’d had in mind to say, even one batter earlier, and start afresh. Search as you will, you won’t find a better World Series game report on file anywhere, unless it was another of my dad’s.
Note: Of course, it’s possible I overstate things–this is my father, after all–but if so it is not entirely a private opinion. In 2000, writing in the Columbia Journalism Review, Michael Gartner, a former president of NBC News who grew up in Des Moines wrote that my father, the original Bill Bryson, “may have been the best baseball writer ever, anywhere.”
From “The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid” by Bill Bryson (the younger).
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Bloody Hell
25. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
First, thanks to Wayward O for updating me on the shenanigans of the last few days. It looks like it’s going to take a week of reading to get up to speed.
I just saw last night’s box score. In the words of my husband, “Bloody hell!” I can only assume TRASHchel had something to do with it, or is it TrASSchel?
I won’t be able to watch or hear a game until late next week, so we’re depending on you, Mindpinball, to bring back the mojo to our boys.
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What in the…?
24. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
I’d like to pretend that I didn’t see the score of Wednesday’s game at the bar at P.F. Chang’s, or watch the ESPN two-second recap of last night’s game, or see the final score of tonight’s game with Tampa.
What in the hey is going on?
I don’t know if I’ll get a chance to get any news before I get home, but in the meantime, would one of you mind fixing this for me by the time I get home? Thanks!
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Pinch Me!
21. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
I’ve been telling my friends for the last week that we were going to crush the Ys this series, but WOW!
I’m busy packing for a vacation, so I paused the television so that I could watch the game after I was done deliberating what to leave behind in order to squeeze everything into one measly bag. (I’m an American female, this is so unfair!) While I wasn’t chaperoning the television, the naughty thing changed the channel. Apparently we have two programs set to record at eight o’clock (American Idol Finale and Nova (of course)). My husband, wonderful man that he is, alerted me to the crisis and gave me a choice, cancel Nova or forego watching the game. “Uh…uh…uh…” I stammered.
I decided to log into the MLB audio and when I did, I discovered the score as of the second inning. Naughty, naughty television for depriving me of seeing a nine to nothing lead in the second inning!
Am I dead? “But I still go to work every day,” I answered my own question. Maybe heaven isn’t the perfect utopia we imagine. Maybe that would be boring and depressing. Maybe it’s the struggles, the challenges big and small that keep us awake and pushing ourselves, the fleeting victories that give us a temporary feeling of satisfaction, the feeling of appreciation that comes in between the exhaustion of the rest of it, maybe that’s where heaven lies.
I don’t know. I only know this is sweet for as long as it lasts. Sweet just the other side of heaven.
As I typed the last sentence, Kevin Millar hit a solo to make the score 10-0, and just a moment ago Cabrera beaned Jeter hard enough to send him out of the game.
Remind me. Who was meant to be in last this season, and who was meant to go to the World Series?
I have to return to packing now. If you find an eerie silence emanating from this url, look for me at Nomadic Traveler for the next week. I’ll leave it a mystery as to where we’re going, mostly because I know very little. My husband has planned some secret, surprise adventure. I love surprises, and I love vacations. I love this game! I love this team! I hope there is a heaven and I hope it’s this good.
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Os narrow win…
18. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
If you saw the game tonight, then you know that the Os won against the Nationals by a mere, scant, one-run. Until the eighth, it was a 6-2 game.
Since I’m planning a coup of Amber and have to consider how my printed words may come back to haunt me, I want to avoid going on record publicly pillorying certain players. It would be embarrassing, after all, to interview someone who I voted for in Wayward O’s poll to throw under the bus. So let me, ever so delicately, put it this way…
Can we skip the whole Sarfate part of the game? From now on, can we go straight to Jimmy Johnson and bask in the glory of his strikes. Okay, okay, I realize he slipped there and hit poor Milledge, but in general, he’s the reliever I prefer to watch.
In the end, I was glad that the Nationals did okay, but not because our relievers are weak. It’s a girl thing. I feel sorry for the underdogs except if they’re the Ys. Which they are this season. If you were sitting beside me right now, you’re hear a lot of evil laughter on that count.
One last note, did you hear the “Boston Sucks” chants at Camden Yards? I’m so happy the Os fans have reclaimed OPACY and I can cross that off my “to-do” list.
Life is good!
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Os vs. Nationals
17. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
I loved everything about tonight’s game, even though I didn’t see all that much of it…
My husband isn’t feeling good, so earlier this afternoon I promised to bake him chocolate chip cookies. (At the risk of sounding obnoxious, my cookies are pretty special. My secret that I share with no one, but will share with you because I love my Orioles blogger friends and appreciate you for tolerating me, is that I add macademia nuts and substitute Kahlua for vanilla.)
Around eight o’clock, I was deeply engrossed in the game when my husband came downstairs and asked in both a plaintive and pitiful voice, “So you changed your mind about baking cookies?”
“I’m an awful and selfish wife,” I thought to myself, so I set about making cookies, running back into the living room to rewind when I heard cheering. Thanks to the wonderful invention of the DVR, I saw the important moments including Luke Scott’s homer, but generally missed everything in between. I sat down to watch Jimmy Johnson’s outstanding pitching, and the ninth with Sherrill but completely missed the Orioles batting.
What I loved about tonight’s game is not just that we won. Oh yes, that was nice too, but I was particularly tickled with the whole Nationals/Orioles thing. I had fun flipping between MASN and MASN2 to see the exact same thing. (I’m very easily entertained.) Early in the game, I wondered, “So the Nationals fans will have to listen to Palmer?” but then the Nationals announcers took over the play-by-play. I enjoyed listening to the commentary between the announcers and hearing them take turns in the broadcast booth.
I’m jealous of the fans in Baltimore. How lucky they are to be able to pop downtown to see the Os whenever they want. And if the whim strikes them to see a National League game, they can mix things up by taking the train down to D.C. Being a native Baltimoron, it’s easy to choose the Nationals as my National League team, and for the first time I have an interest in that other league. It’s a brave, new, lovely world.
Here’s one more thing. I think Jim Palmer is one of my readers! Or, I’m just really, really smart. I think we can all agree that’s not the case. Let’s face it, I’ll never provide you the quality, balanced game wrap-up that you can get from those links over there on the left. (Exemplia gratia, this recent Mindpinball post, Dempey’s Army’s letter to Brad Mills or Wayward O’s the hOuse that ruth built (with priceless quotes like, “sprinkle entire body with OLD BAY SEASONING to CHASE AWAY NASTY SPIRITS,” which I have memorized and share with friends of mine from Baltimore because it is so funny.)
Still, Palmer agrees with me. In the ninth, when Sherrill was pitching, Palmer compared him to Don Stanhouse. Now, what have I been saying all season! I feel so brilliant. And special. Yes, I’ve heard that a lot in my life, that I’m “special.”
Perhaps it’s time. I think I’m ready to stage a coup against Amber Theoharis. It should be I who am interviewing the 2008 World Series Orioles.
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Grand Slam
15. May 2008 by Orioles Fanatic.
Where do I start? In the seventh, with two outs and bases loaded, the Red Sox brought in Okajima to try to hold onto their 3-2 lead. Here, words can hardly capture this moment, Payton hit a GRAND SLAM. It’s no secret that I had no love for Payton last season, but from the first day this season, I have changed my tune. The next time I go to Camden Yards, I’ll have no reservations about asking him to sign my breast. He’s earned it.
In the eighth there was a little excitement, Manny Ramirez was the third out. It was a long throw for Huff and the call was close, but good sport that Manny is, he slammed his helmet on the ground. Somehow he didn’t get ejected? How?
Sherrill took care of the ninth with no Stanhouse antics. It was refreshing.
Orioles Magic! Can you say, “SWEEP!”
Update: I’ve now replayed the Payton grand slam five times and each time I watch it, it brings me as much joy as the first.
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