Archive for 3. May 2008

How to Kill Time

So how do you pass the time while you’re listening to the Orioles game? There are lots of fine ways. For example, one could turn on the Bluetooth headset and listen to the game while accomplishing some of the numerous tasks on the “to-do” list. One could knock out the apple muffins and banana bread, or make scones and chocolate chip cookies, or attend to the laundry. One might even attend to the stack of papers that need filing, or finally complete the odious, oft-avoided chore of mopping the kitchen floor. All of these would be very useful ways to spend a couple of guilt-free hours while having the pleasure of listening to Joe Angel describe the play-by-play of one’s favorite team.

Or…

One could become utterly fascinated with the dream of hiking the Appalachian Trail and spend hours trying to document it using the terrain map on Google maps. As some of you may follow the Desert O’s blog, Weaver’s Tantrum, you may know that he is hiking the AT at this very moment. It’s long been a dream of mine too. I met a woman once who had just returned from hiking the Pacific Crest Trail (alone) with a foot injury. She hiked the entire thing, downing bottles of ibuprofen to get through the pain over the six months it took to complete the distance. At the stops in towns, she would polish off gallons of ice cream. I met her at a party and was so fascinated that I couldn’t bring myself to follow party etiquette to mingle with other people or let her mingle with other people. I couldn’t stop asking her questions about the training involved and what the experience was like. She was my instant hero and I added the Pacific Crest Trail to my “life to-do” list that night. But you know how life is. You realize that some dreams, like owning my own farm, and a house in Italy, or being good friends with Oprah or Brooks Robinson will likely never come to pass. Some dreams are just too big for a little gal like myself to realize.

Now, after reading Desert O’s blog, I find that my dream to hike the AT is resurfacing. I’m determined to hike the Grand Canyon from rim to rim. Maybe next year. My husband refuses to buy into my craziness and has promised the most he’ll do is meet me at the other side with cookies. However, hiking the AT I’ve tried to put out of my mind. It’s one thing to wear yourself out and deal with short-term misery of a couple of days hike, but to take time off work and be uncomfortable, cold, and hungry for months at a time, is quite a different question of stamina and endurance. After reading Bill Bryson’s book, “A Walk in the Woods,” I tried to tell myself that a hike like the AT wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be anyway. Yet, now I’m finding it hard to convince myself again that I’m not intrigued.

So I have already wasted a couple of days following the Appalachian Trail where it’s marked on Google, creating my own map, tracing the trail with placemarkers, researching on the Internet to find more maps to explain what happens to the trail after the Davenport Gap shelter near Highway 40, where the trail seems to end abruptly, and remembering all the other places I still want to visit here. Numerous places I’ve heard nice things about: Hiawassee, Georgia, Mount Rogers, Virginia, and for once, to time a visit to crisp Roan Mountain, North Carolina when the rhododendrons are actually in bloom.

I’m behind in my chores again, and the stack of magazines and books refuses to get any smaller, but what a rich, wonderful life I have. Times like this, I wish I could find the fountain of youth so that I could see and do all the things on my long, long list. The short hikes, I know I’ll get to one day. And for now, I’ll have to settle for doing weekend hikes and reading and thinking about Desert O’s adventures. He needs a trail name. Consider visiting his blog and making a suggestion. I think it should be an Oriole name.

I’ll keep dreaming and maybe it won’t happen for me, but I’ve already picked out my trail name. I don’t want to give it away but it has something to do with an outstanding fielder whose name conjures up images of peaceful mountain streams. Who knows? Maybe one day you’ll be reading my adventures of hiking the AT, that hopefully with have nothing to do with bears, starvation, or frost-bite, but will include copious amounts of ice cream, and peaceful mind-clearing days.

(Hey if I can believe the Orioles are going to the World Series this year, I can convince myself of anything. And yes, I know that just because you believe something, it doesn’t make it true.)

Cheating Umps are Crap!

Up until the last inning tonight, the Orioles played great ball. I’m loving most of the team, but I have to say that I’m really not feeling it for Sherrill. I don’t understand what all the hoopla is about him yet. It’s almost as bad as watching Don Stanhouse. Only Sarfate (and Aquino) are (were) worse. (Enter McCrory.) I’m listening to Jim Hunter talk about him now, “and he pitches so well.” So well? Did he say, “So well?” What am I missing? How about a reliever who doesn’t give you a knot in your stomach?

I should mention that I’m typing this post immediately following the ending of the game, and I’m still wiping the sweat from my brow. Here’s how it went down. Guthrie pitched eight outstanding innings. Eight! Bradford and Walker pitched the rest of the eighth. Then Sherrill came in in the ninth.

It was no easy 1, 2, 3. No. Bad things happened and Tori Hunter scored in a call that after rewinding my DVR several times, I still can’t understand. The ball was way ahead of the runner, and Hernandez’s foot was on the plate from the angles I could see. Again, maybe it’s a problem with my eyes. (Damn, blind umps!)

Eventually bases were loaded with the Orioles only up 4-3, but with a couple of merciful pop-ups, between which I found myself talking to the television begging Sherrill to remember his purpose on the mound, reminding him that it wasn’t to cause me to imitate Fred Sanford, and reiterating my opinion to the ump that he was crap, the game ended with the Os on top.

Phew! I only used a couple of my forbidden words tonight. I’ve done so well this season. (My goal is to make it all the way through the season without any threats of having my remote control privileges revoked.)

Jones made another incredible diving catch! Roberts made a bare-handed catch to get an out at first. And Guthrie was the man! I’m loving this team! I would love it more if we had a reliever who didn’t make me sit on the edge of my seat and have to suppress my impolite words.

Edit: I have a correction to make. The ump was right and the runner was safe. I don’t know what I was thinking, but Hernandez was on the plate but the tag wasn’t in time. After thinking about it, I realized that Hernandez had to tag the runner for the out, not just be on the bag. Sorry for calling the umps blind, it’s a reflex action.

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