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The Name is Chosen

I don’t know why random lines from movies follow me through the day, but in addition to the many lines from the Holy Grail, Groundhog Day, and The Jerk that sneakily find their way into my subconscious, usually at inopportune times like during a business meeting when I’m meant to be serious and am forced to suppress an inner snicker, there’s another movie line that stays with me, the one from Ghost Busters when Gozer is asking the team of ghostbusters to choose their destroyer, “The Choice is made.” For reasons I can’t explain, maybe because I’m drawn to the ominous, that’s the line that went through my head when I decided to write this post. Nevermind.

Now I have the difficult task of trying to put into words why I chose a name honoring Brooks Robinson with so many favorite Orioles to choose from…

If you are breathing and not connected to artificial life support, if you have any electrical activity whatsoever in your brain, you know that I have loved Cal Ripken, Jr. since the days before most people knew who he was. The life-size Milk poster of him adorned one of my bedroom walls during the formative years of my adolescence. I started every day, from the moment the poster was put into my hands as part of a stadium giveaway until the day I graduated from college and moved to my first apartment, staring at his gorgeous blue eyes. When I moved, the poster was rolled into it’s original tube where it tragically remains now. Though I can’t defend the decision now, I thought it would be juvenile to decorate my first place with Cal Ripken or Oriole memorabilia. None of us knew then how important Cal Ripken would become, or how, as I like to phrase it, “he saved baseball” when the strike generated so much disgust among fans (myself included).

Of course, if I’m choosing a blog name from the list of Oriole Hall of Famers, there are other choices. I respect Murray, Weaver, Palmer, and Frank Robinson (the only Oriole Hall of Famer who I never saw play). There was another of my favorites, who sadly, I think most people have forgotten about these days: number 7, the Blade, Mark Belanger. Tall and lanky, he was no great hitter and if memory serves, as far as strike-outs go, he was a sure thing. But boy oh boy, was he a great shortstop! Between Belanger and Robinson, the Orioles infield was an impenetrable fortress that defeated the hopes of any ball wanting to tumble around in the outfield grass.

So, with so many greats, why name my blog for Brooks?

Brooks was the first player who awed me. At the tender age when I became an Orioles fan, I was lucky enough to learn baseball watching “the Hoover.” He was amazing! Even as a young child without any other frame of reference, with so little other basis for comparison, as he issued what was for him, routine, outstanding plays, triple plays, snatching the ball out of the sky from impossible angles, you couldn’t not know that Brooks was special to special. He won sixteen consecutive gold gloves (Belanger won six consecutive, eight all together), a fact that being stated, still doesn’t portray any picture of what it was like to watch his almost superhuman-like fielding.

The day he retired was too soon. I was too young and hadn’t had enough years watching him play. As you’d expect, there was a big ceremony retiring his number at the end of 1977. I’ll never forget that day, the weather, or the view of the crowd and the field from the upper deck where my family and I were seated. The stadium was, if not completely sold out, close to it, with few empty seats. The giveaway that day was a folded glossy paper glove with a ball that fit into a slat on the inside (I think I still have it somewhere albeit in mangled shape). How sad that no more would we see Brooks’ magnetic glove at third.

My dad was so traumatized that during a hot Sunday game the following season, he took it out on DeCinces. DeCinces normally wasn’t bad at all, but this particular game he committed one error after another, or at least failed to play to my father’s satisfaction. Can you imagine trying to replace Brooks Robinson? Sitting in the hot sun, having consumed one too many beers early in the game, my father started a lone chant of “We want Brooks! We want Brooks!” Every inning elicited at least one chorus from my dad while my mother and I slunk down in our seats wishing we could become invisible (even though we happened to be in Section 34 with “the Rowdies” but before the Rowdies were all that rowdy yet, again if I remember correctly). As the game wore on things got worse for DeCinces, and as they did, more people joined my dad’s chants. Somewhere around the seventh or eighth inning (my memory is faulty), my dad had successfully managed to get the entire stadium chanting “We want Brooks!” I would love to ask Brooks personally how this happened, because mind you, he was already retired, but somehow, Brooks Robinson emerged from the dugout and took a bow to wild and enthusiastic cheers. What a moment!

I know people who have named their children after Brooks. An American icon, Norman Rockwell painted him. By all descriptions, like Cal, he was, and is, a supremely nice human being, as well as a remarkable player. Only Greg Maddux has more gold gloves and Brooks earned them in an age when there was no such thing as steroids or video replays to study. A natural talent who managed to remain humble.

He is a man to admire for his skills and his character and is as fitting an Oriole after whom to name my blog as there is, though the lack of talent that emanates from this URL should in no way negatively reflect on him.

How an Os fan passes a night of insomnia

My first question is whether I’m back to posting to the ether as no one probably knows what the url here is. It’s not like I had a lot of readers to begin with, so I’m really taking a risk with thinking I can go changing urls willy-nilly. I know my mom reads my other blog, but I don’t think she’ll bother with this one. I’d say shame on her for not being a bigger Os fan, but 1) she obviously raised me well and 2) she’s my biggest fan in real life, and really, what more could I ever ask for?

As sleep eluded me a couple of nights ago, I passed the time first by trying to recall all the old Orioles and their numbers. When I discovered to my utter horror that the memories are starting to slip and I can no longer reproduce the roster number by number, :-O, I changed the subject and tried to come up with blog names.

Here are some of the ideas. Keep in mind it was about 3 a.m., I’m terrible at this sort of thing, and I was born with a severe condition of aimagination.
- Hooverlicious
- yO land of the Os (a play on my former street name, extending Wayward O’s capital O theme, which I like very much)
- Ednor Gardens Raised
- Sixteen Gold Gloves (quite like this one)
- Orioles, Putting New Meaning in Giving Someone the Bird (just kidding)
- Bird Lover
- CalIsGr8

Weak, I know. I have a few more churning, but the process of getting my synapses to work is difficult indeed. Maybe a name will hit me in an unprecedented flash of brilliance. The chances are as good as winning the Lotto or being struck by lightning somewhere outside of Florida.

This blog…

As a courtesy to some of my readers who, despite my efforts to educate them, refuse to become Orioles fans, this blog has been created to house my numerous Orioles posts. Once I come up with a more creative name, I’ll change the url accordingly.

Angelos and Bonding Power of Baseball

I know that there are those of you out there who want to pull out a revolver and shoot your monitor for offending your eyes every time I write a post about the Orioles. But guess what! Some people love baseball and it turns out it’s a great way to bond with others.

Last Wednesday, I was in the breakroom at work, emoting to a colleague, R, about just returning from being at Opening Day. R is a super friendly and sweet guy, but I hadn’t talked to him much at all before that day. He’s relatively new and I haven’t worked with him yet. However, as soon as I started talking about baseball, we bonded and spent an amount of time I would rather not disclose in case any of my coworkers read this blog, discussing his Tigers and my Orioles. He’s old enough to remember the World Series races of the late sixties and told me all about Baltimoron, Al Kaline, who bypassed the minors and spent his entire career with the Tigers. It was a fun and interesting conversation, the kind I wish I could have if I had some real friends, like maybe the type who might join the thus unsuccessful Meetup I’m paying for. Anyway…

Today R and I ran into each other and exchanged a few notes about how our respective teams are doing and somehow, I can’t remember how, it came up about the team owners. Even though he’s a Detroit fan, he knows who Peter Angelos is, and the following conversation ensued:

“Do you know how he made his money?” he queried.
“No, I mean, I know he’s a lawyer, but…”
“Google it. Include the word ’snake’ in your search.”

That gave me pause. I know there’s a lot of animosity towards Angelos, but I’m too removed and uninformed to have an opinion. My search a few minutes ago for “angelos,” “peter” and “snake” turned up this, a reference to the snakelike appearance of asbestos, but somehow I think my colleague was referring to something else.

Making Things Happen

Happy New Year! I forgot to wish you all a happy New Year last week. Some people go by the Gregorian calendar, or the Chinese calendar, or even the Jewish calendar, but me? I go by the Orioles calendar. Just decided that this year, I did.

I also decided this is going to be the year that good things happen. For example, last year was pretty rough on me and as a result, my wardrobe no longer fits. Determined to take corrective action, I followed the suggestion of this economist, and made a contract with some colleagues to pay them $50 each if I didn’t reach my weight loss goal by the end of May. I should have made the contract for $500 (to have greater incentive) because I’m not making much progress. I was doing just fine until I let it all go at Camden Yards, but when else am I going to get Clipper City beer? My husband isn’t helping things either as he sits down beside me to his regularly scheduled Ice Cream Hour with a bowl full of dove chocolate ice cream bars in a bed of strawberries and blueberries. How am I supposed to resist that?

Somehow, I will overcome!

I made another decision a few minutes ago. After reading Dempsey’s Army, and this article, I decided to erect a statue to Brooks Robinson in my front lawn. Who knows how long it could be before the…um…people in Baltimore get their heads…um…out of…I mean…together. So I’m making it happen. Statue in the front lawn. Done.

Finally, my friend Chris astutely decided to start a program to send me to Opening Day every year, wisely attributing the Orioles success to the love I emanated and dispersed on them, sprinkling twinkly happiness win dust over our beloved team. (Hey, if he wants to make sure I’m at Opening Day every year, why would I argue!) I’m not sure if the organization will be non-profit and tax-deductible, but if you want to contribute to the “Send ES to Opening Day” fund, just let me know.

Sprinkling happy win dust over all of you…(Can you tell I’m positively giddy since the New Year started?)

Happy Friday!

I’m so close to Opening Day and Fan Fest that I’m not even bothering counting down anymore. Tomorrow at this time, I’ll be at Fan Fest flashing my boobs at Aubrey Huff, Melvin Mora, and Kevin Millar, but not Danny Cabrera so as not to risk derailing his (perhaps) newfound concentration. As if my boobs had that power. I’m on the fence about Luis Hernandez. On the one hand, maybe a good flashing could help him (it can only get better, right?), on the other, we don’t want to reward him for bad fielding and the flash might send the wrong message.

I’m just kidding, of course. My husband has (reluctantly) agreed to attend Fan Fest with me, so looks like I’ll have to behave. Dang it! I will say that if Fan Fest is anything like the times I followed Cal Ripken around in 2001 trying to get an autograph, like that time at the Braves stadium and the other one at Knights stadium that still makes me screw up my face in a scowl, and there are a bunch of snot-nosed, ill-mannered kids stepping on my toes and squeezing in front of me, I’m going to do what I have to do to get attention. There will be no repeats of that nonsense. (I was at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert where a chick was flashing and, in all my modesty and dignity, I admit, I was jealous of all the respect and attention she got from Hootie.)

Okay, really. I won’t be flashing anyone. At least not until I get rid of the laptop roll that has formed around my abdomen (a subject for another time).

You might guess that I’m just short of giddy at the moment. All the flashing talk, which by the way, I’ve never done, should be a dead giveaway.

In an effort to share my joy, I decided to share these pictures of how to not pass an exam. It also shows the lack of imagination and creativity of teachers and how they unduly repress it in their students.

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Heeeheeee. They tickle me. But then, I was giddy to start with.

I suppose I can’t impart my delight, but I hope you have a wonderful Friday anyway. If I get a chance to write, I’ll post to Nomadic Traveler. (You can find the link over there on the left.)

Unprecedented Good Days

Yesterday was the best Monday I’ve had since I was three. At work, my boss and our HR rep separately pulled me aside to express concern that I was job hunting and tell me that they wanted me to stick around. I received about ten compliments on my lovely Ann Taylor dress with matching headband that I bought on sale for $29.99 and $7.00, respectively. I found a sneaky way through our firewall and got to listen to the Os game. We didn’t lose.

Then, and here’s the big one, just when I thought things couldn’t get better, I got an email from my new Orioles friend from Cooperstown. He is friends, friends with “the Goose” and was asking if I still planned on going to the HOF this year. That means I may seriously get a chance to meet Goose Gossage. If that happened, I wouldn’t even be able to put it into words. Me, hanging out with a HOFer!! It makes me dizzy. I need to calm down. Does anyone know a black market for Xanax?

What an incredibly good day!

Now today, I’m listening to the Orioles again. As I type this sentence, the score is 10-2, Orioles! It’s true that we haven’t played the dangerous innings yet, but I had to ask my husband, “Is this heaven?” I mean, I’m at work, and work doesn’t fit into how I envisioned heaven, but I’m listening to the Orioles and they’re winning again. So I have to wonder if the stress of the last year hasn’t finally done me in? It’s only Spring Training, but even so. (Incidentally, the last few games prove that if we changed leagues, we’d be just fine.)

Goose Gossage. Goose.

I’m swooning again.

Lunar Eclipse

Hurry, if you go now, you can still see it. Legend has it that if an Orioles fan makes a wish on a lunar eclipse, it will come true. If you’re reading this post too late, don’t worry, I wished enough for all of us. Legends are never true (but you should wish anyway, just in case!).

Medley of Pictures

I nearly forgot I had taken a few pictures in Massanutten. The next door neighbor kids prompted me to get out my camera this morning.

Embarassing the nicest man in baseball

I’m starting this post with an apology to my mother for making fun of her, but this story is just too rich to not share. These sorts of stories cannot go untold. When something is better in truth than you could make up in fiction you have an obligation to share it. Oh, and bless her heart. Now I can say whatever I want.

I learned this weekend that my uncle has a friend who is affiliated, or was once affiliated (we think he is retired) with the Orioles organization. So while I have been 500 miles away all these years, he has been merrily attending one special Orioles event and All Star game after another. What’s worse? My mother has the same friend. For over an hour this weekend, I listened to my uncle catch me up on stories about getting autographs, my cousin being invited into the bullpen, players like Brooks Robinson (!!!) making a special visit at the ballpark to see my uncle and say hello. Can you imagine how I felt hearing this for the first time and knowing that no one has once called me and said, “Would you be interested in meeting Brooks or going to an All Star game?”

My husband and I both told my uncle that in the future, he better remember to call me. He asked, “Would you drive all this way?” We both said in unison, emphatically, “YES!” My uncle pleaded ignorance to knowing what an Oriole fanatic I am, even though he knows where I grew up. (I still don’t get how he didn’t know that!) I cut him some slack since my mom lived in the same house as I did for twenty two years and isn’t all that bothered about the Orioles. But she? What is her excuse for her not thinking to, at the very least, invite me on some of these occasions?

This is what is known as neglectful parenting.

So here’s the story that I couldn’t resist telling, because it is just so unbelievable.

My uncle was invited to a photo shoot with Brooks Robinson. My aunt, my uncle and my mother all went together. My aunt had her picture taken with Brooks. My uncle had his picture taken. My mom just stood there. When the photographer asked my mom, “are you going to have your picture taken?” my mom replied, “Only if he takes off all his clothes.”

To
the
nicest
man
in
baseball.

My mother said that to the nicest man in baseball. She loves nothing better than embarassing people.

She brags to this day “he turned bright red,” and laughs heartily, slapping her knee at the hilarity of it. I promised my uncle I would never say anything like that to Brooks if given the chance to meet him.

I didn’t make any promises about what I would say to Cal though. They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.