Archive for the Spring Training Category

Oh no. Mr. Oriole

New idea. How about a Mr. Bill doll who wears an Oriole uniform? Can you think of anything more appropriate? Accompanied by a miniature steam roller with all the other team’s logos on the drum. Then we could roll it back and forth over poor Mr. Oriole.

Or Mr. or Ms. Orioles fan. Same thing.

I was really hoping to listen to the game today after learning that WHFS is the Orioles radio broadcast network. When I clicked the “Listen Live” button on their website though, there was dead air. Mercy dead air apparently.

Excitement about Spring Training already dampened. Already a 16-3 loss? Already? I’ll try to think positively that we’re getting the bad losses out of the way first. We always suck in the first part of the year.

Still, I ask, how did my team get this bad? What in the hell happened? And the Orioles front office really wants to withhold Opening Day tickets from the few fans who actually love this team enough to want to be there?

Seriously?

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