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Recap: 8-7 Orioles

I really like how the Orioles are toying with the Pirates. It’s both fun and twenty-nine years overdue. In the top of the 9th, the Pirates, that is Adam LaRoche, or “The Roach,” as I have come to call him, and trust me, I don’t mean that affectionately, hit a two-run homer taking back the lead at 7-6. Thinking that the Os had everything in the bag, I was multi-tasking, trying to finish up my Bryson book that is three days late to the library. I couldn’t believe it. My heart sank, “Stinking pirates!” I daren’t have hoped for a comeback, could I? Could I? Ugh! What a bummer!

Indeed, I could. Salazar, a big question mark for me until this point, reignited my hope on a ball that landed on the right side, in every sense of the word, of the foul pole in the stands behind the left field fence, tying the game 7-7. Now all we needed was one more run. Bynum was waiting expectantly on second. Again, I tried to set my hopes cautiously, trying less often to be my own worst enemy. Ramon Hernandez at bat. Two outs, two strikes. “Don’t take us into extra innings, Ramon. Please, let’s dispatch with them now, let’s not drag this out.” Ramon smashed the ball toward center field, and we waited to see what would happen while the camera panned to the center field, watching as the Pittsburgh outfield ran and ran towards the ball. “Is it going to drop in? Is it?” It seemed to hang in the air an interminably long time, just like when you’re watching an accident and your brain stalls time in order to interpret it in digestible bits.

Center fielder Nate McLouth couldn’t get to it. The ball dropped behind him! It was so bloody fabulous, I can’t put it into words.

Final score: 8-7 Baltimore.

Also of note, another question mark until today, Cintron produced a hit at a crucial point in the game and the game and there were a variety of game delays mostly due to injuries. Mora left the game in the first inning after foul tipping a ball that somehow freakishly landed on his knee. He writhed in pain for a long while and only managed to get off the field by taking a little break on his way back to the dugout. Remember that he was only walking the distance from home plate. Knee injuries are the worst. I tore my meniscus once skiing. It was by far the worst injury I’ve ever had and why you won’t see me on the slopes again. (Well, that and the one time I tried to give skiing another chance, only two years later, I promptly sprained my elbow.)

Then the game was delayed while the home plate umpire attended to his contacts. So many jokes came to mind and it looked like Millar, who was batting at the time, might have ribbed him with a few. “Maybe now you’ll finally be able to see!”

Finally, in between strikes and Ramon Hernandez’s game winning hit, the Pirate right fielder overly ambitiously tried to catch Hernandez’s foul. He gave it everything he had, smashing into the right field fence, which one imagines must be padded, no? Apparently not enough because the guy was wretched and left the game after making many faces betraying his agony. That oughta teach him.

What?? You expect me to have sympathy for a Pirate? Okay, really, I wish them no personal ill-will, unlike the Red Sox and Yankees. Though, there was a story that came out after the World Series that they were all coke-heads. On second thought, those dirty cheaters deserve suffering, even if it was nearly thirty years ago!

It was an absolutely, positively fantastic game!

And, we’re back…

I sincerely apologize for accusing God of being cold. I was wrong-headed and out of order. I landed in Phoenix a few short minutes ago, convinced the game would have ended. In fact, I was in time to listen to the bottom of the 11th inning. Just in case you are reading this post at some point in the distant future, let the record show that the Ys went ahead by one run in the top of the 11th and the Orioles tied it up and won in the bottom.

You probably felt a little unsettled the last week without my World Series predictions to brighten your day, to bring you a note of hope amid a sea of pessimists who harp incessantly on our failings, overlooking our successes and forecasting the passing of another decade before our Os will be able to participate in any post-season play. Rest easy, my friend. My mission is to instill within you the faith in the resurgence of a little understood mystical phenonmenon known as Orioles Magic. It is back and it is here to stay. As is my trademark, I am here to serve, to continue to provide level-headed, rational, unbiased, factually-based, deeply grounded in scientific research forecasts and assessments of the team to be known in a few short months as the American League and World Champion Baltimore Orioles.

As I type this Oakland is making quick work of Toronto and Seattle is preparing to escort Boston towards the bottom of the standings, where they will stay for the rest of the season keeping company with the mutual enemy of us all, the Ys.

It is a happy, happy day in Birdland. I, for my part, will continue to try to be a note of cheer and encouragement.

Unless for some reason, I can’t or don’t.

Grand Slam

Where do I start? In the seventh, with two outs and bases loaded, the Red Sox brought in Okajima to try to hold onto their 3-2 lead. Here, words can hardly capture this moment, Payton hit a GRAND SLAM. It’s no secret that I had no love for Payton last season, but from the first day this season, I have changed my tune. The next time I go to Camden Yards, I’ll have no reservations about asking him to sign my breast. He’s earned it.

In the eighth there was a little excitement, Manny Ramirez was the third out. It was a long throw for Huff and the call was close, but good sport that Manny is, he slammed his helmet on the ground. Somehow he didn’t get ejected? How?

Sherrill took care of the ninth with no Stanhouse antics. It was refreshing.

Orioles Magic! Can you say, “SWEEP!”

Update: I’ve now replayed the Payton grand slam five times and each time I watch it, it brings me as much joy as the first.

Cabrera, Baby!

If Wayward O had published a poll last summer about which Oriole I would throw under the bus, I would have easily chosen Daniel Cabrera. Not only would I have thrown him under, I would have volunteered to drive the bus, liberally employing the reverse gear, just to make sure I did the job. To be fair to Cabrera, he wasn’t the only one who inspired the urge to commit vehicular homicide. There was also the rest of the bullpen, minus Bedard, and I wasn’t too jazzed about “I can’t be bothered to run” Payton and “Wild-throw” Ramon then either.

What a difference a season makes. Ramon and Payton have both gained my approval and last night, Cabrera pitched, are you ready for this cause it’s big, NINE innings. An Orioles pitcher pitched NINE innings!! Say it with me, Cabrera NINE.

I don’t have much other news to share since I missed the first part of the game. I’d secretly damn my husband for it, but he did something BIG yesterday, which I’ll tell you about in the next post. Even though I didn’t see the entire game, I’ll go ahead and issue my standard opinion about how good this team is.

A few days ago, Roar from 34 had a post about a baseball talking head who predicted it would be 2012 before we had a winning team. “Who are these people?” I wonder. Do they watch the game or just pour over a bunch of statistics and make guesses based on what the numbers say? Numbers tell part of the story, but not the entire one. Do you know that economists, for all their knowledge and expertise, have never been able to predict a recession? Or an economic rebound? Case in point, yesterday Diane Rehm interviewed global investor George Soros about his new book predicting an impending depression of the magnitude of the Great Depression. Though Soros is obviously a smart investor, he’s inaccurately predicted three other recessions. My point is that statistics don’t tell you everything: they measure the past, but they don’t necessarily predict the future, and they aren’t sophisticated enough to consider qualitative factors that influence outcomes.

I’m not going to make some wild promise like that old 98 Rock DJ who found himself pushing a hockey puck across the ice with his nose (he didn’t really, but that’s what he promised to do if the Skipjacks won). Maybe I’m wrong. We haven’t faced the Red Sox, yet. I don’t think it’s going to be easy to defeat our two nemeses, but defeat them we will.

In summary, World Series, baby, World Series.

Orioles fanatic accepts no shame for self-humiliation in the event that something tragic happens to beloved team and rest of season provokes the same eye-gouging behavior of last season. It’s amazing I can still see, really.

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